1985. Eight months have passed since Vincent Swan, Essex’s premier and most amoral double glazing salesman, teamed up with gangster Ronnie and forced his boss Walshy to sell Cachet Windows to them for a measly pound coin.

But after a brief honeymoon period, it turns out having a massively dangerous and violent criminal for a boss isn’t that much fun…

Catch Earache’s hilariously brilliant Theo Barklem-Biggs as Ronnie Junior in “White Gold” from 6th March, 10pm, BBC2.

Also see him in Season 2 of time travel comedy “Timewasters” from 11th March.